Dramatis Personae
The Zozo: My beautiful wife 
She lives with me in….
Little Cottage: Our little, one bedroom fishermans cottage by the sea, resplendent with wood burning stove, open beams and foot thick walls. We live here with…
Willow, our daughter, who also has her own
And The Arachnids: The Zozo’s tarantulas who are getting too numerous to mention (they also all seem to be growing so listing how big they are is invalidated within a few weeks).
Po: Our car, a red Citroen C2 with a numberplate that goes ‘OHO’ 
The Zoo: Where The Zozo works and my parents used to live (well, sort of, my family life is hideously complex).
Temple: The Apple Store. Usually in Chappelfield, Norwich, but could conceivably be any of them. A play on the whole rabid fanboi thing.
We did used to have 6 fancy mice (Pinky, Princess, Buttons, Mrs Jingles, Daisy and The Brain) who lived in a 3 level mouse mansion with many toys and treats. We suspect they ware the most spoiled mice ever. Sadly, all bar Pinky are now dead and we miss them very much.