Dramatis Personae
The Zozo: My beautiful fiancé. She lives with me in….
Little Cottage: Our little, one bedroom fishermans cottage by the sea, resplendent with wood burning stove, open beams and foot thick walls.
The Meeces: Our 6 Fancy Mice (Mrs Jingles, Pinky, Daisy, Princess, Buttons, Pink and The Brain) who live in a 3 level mouse mansion with many toys and treats. We suspect they are the most spoiled mice ever.
Po: Our car, a red Citroen C2 with a numberplate that goes ‘OHO’
The Zoo: Where The Zozo works and my parents live (well, sort of, my family life is hideously complex).
Temple: The Apple Store. Usually in Chappelfield, Norwich, but could conceivably be any of them. A play on the whole rabid fanboi thing.