Cleanliness is next to godliness
You know it’s going to be a fun journey when you get on the train and your olfactory senses are overwhelmed with The Lynx effect cranked up to the power of 11. That, or the thick fog of someone who’s obviously marinaded in Pretention For Men overnight. It’s kind of understandable if it’s some 14 year old kid trying to impress a girl but when it’s a middle aged bloke you can’t help but think that they should know of the miraculous properties of soap.
I guess I can take comfort in the fact that they didn’t deploy half a can of deodorant on themselves while actually on the train, gassing everyone close by. Something that seems to happen with alarming regularity in the office.